Yes IT SMELLS LIKE POOP!!!!!

The thing is it smells like poop!!!!

Ok I love it that my last two Jobs have involved scooping some form of animal feces.  The first one horse stalls the second mulch (cow poop and wood chips).  The best thing about it is it smells like poop!!  So when I am sitting there in my gator (small john deer go cart with a bed) with a pile of hot steaming mulch there will be a somewhat poop like odor in the air.  There for why must we make the rude statement it smells like poop out here when walking by me and my co workers.  I find it very interesting how people at this great Christian institution look down on those of us who work at the school.  They love the way the grounds look but they still seem to think they are better than those that make it look that way.  If it is a question of money a trained grounds keeper can make 4 or 5 times what a minister makes.  If it is the question of intelligence I have had the wonderful opportunity of seeing these so called intellectuals in action many of them can’t even read a simple sign placed in large writing directly in front of their faces.  If it is a question of the attitudes of the men and women I work with then I would have to say they are a lot less arrogant and self righteous than many of the doctorial students who walk the halls of this excellent institution.  It impresses me that these people are here to learn how to be shepherds, disciples, and evangelists but they are not even willing to speak to someone who might happen to be a little smelly or dirty.  WOW what a great job of Christ like behavior these people are displaying.

Now I want you to understand that this is not the whole of the students that I go to school with but it is startling how many people behave in this manner.  These people are not bad people they are no different than you and I they are just LOST and they need someone to love them and show them the Love that Christ would have shown and not beat these people over the head with their NASB with the Apocrypha or their Systematic Theology Book.  I am no saint, I am not a perfect Christian and I don’t always speak to those that I should about my faith, BUT when one of my co- workers comments on the attitude of the students and their “so called Christian attitude” it makes me question the progress of our evangelical calling (not just the students at this school but MINE as well).

WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT BEING A FAT GUY

1. You don't have to sit next to the fat guy on the plane.

2. You always smell like food or b.o.

3. You don't have to worry about crowded elevators, but you do have to watch the weight limit.

4. No matter what you drive it's always a low-rider until you get out.

5. Restraunts like to see you coming (except All-You-Can-Eat Buffets)

6. Always has emergency numbers on his speed dial, such as Pizza Hut, Wendy's, Taco Bell, KFC.

7. Your easy to hide behind.

8. You never get lost in the crowd

9. If you fall down you don't have to worry about someone not helping you because the whole world heard the     impact.

10. You never have to use public restrooms (the stalls aren't big enough).

11. There's more to love.

12. You never have to wait in a line at the department store because you have to special order your's.

13. Because everyone loves a fat guy.

1. For Sartre, consciousness always focuses on something beyond itself; that is, it is ___.

            Referential

2.  T/F Reflective consciousness is consciousness reflecting on consciousness.

            T

3.  For Sartre, consciousness is a monstrous… impersonal spontaneity in which thoughts come and go at their will. This recognition ultimately leads to-----.

            anxiety

4.  According to Sartre, we exist in this world ____

            With out our permission

5.  T/F  According to Sartre, what we are today is the result of what we were yesterday and what we hope to be tomaroww

F

6.  How, according to Sartre, do we each create our world moment by moment? By _

            Creating whatever calues we choose to commit ourselves to.

7.  Sartre calls that which cannot be changed “facticity” how a person interprets facticity he calls _____.

            Situation

8.      Which phrase best represents what Sartre means by “Bad Faith”?

            Failure to face up to freedom and responsibility

Quiz 20

1. Which phrase best represents Pragmatism’s understanding of “belief”? rules of action
2. For a pragmatist one could rightly say “god exists” as long as_____. Such an assertion finds expressions in the way life is lived.
3. This theory of truth makes good sense of mathematical truths but is considered circular reasoning. Coherence
4. This theory of truth asserts that “ the cat on the mat” is true only if the cat is on the mat. Correspondence
5. From_____, John Dewey learned that consciousness, mind, and intellect are not different from nature, but adaptive to it. Darwin
6. According to Dewey, intelligence evolves as___  Is confronted by circumstance.  habit
7. For Dewey, knowledge functions to _____. Solve problems
8. T/F Dewey repeats and affirms the Kantain separation between Facts and values. False

Quiz 19

1. Which of the following best represents that feature of Hume’s thought adopted by the Utilitarians?  His approval of beliefs based on experience
2. According to Jeremy Bentham, all human behavior operates according to the ____ principle.  pleasure
3. The doctrine associated with bentham’s understanding of human behavior is known as ____.  Hedonism
4. T/F  Kant and Bentham agree that it is the consequences of an act that determine its moral value.  F
5. Which of the following would not figure in Bentham’s “calculus of felicity?  The ___ of a pleasure.  Quality
6. Mill’s challenge to Bentham’s calculus of felicity provoked the charge that he had abandoned the principle of utility and undermined _ ___.  Democracy
7. I his Book, ON Liberty, Mill outlines his doctrine of ___ , the insistence that there are certain spheres in which the government has no business interfering in the lives of its citizens.
8. Mill believed that every individual had the competency to judge what would or would …….  F

Quiz

1. The Logical positivists were disturbed by their sense that Wittgenstein was a ……

                  Mystic

2. The shift in Wittgenstein’s view of language from the tractatus to his philosophical Investigations can be seen in terms of a shift in the meaning of words from ……                              Denotation to Use
3. T/F according to “Philosophical Investigations” a word can mean only one thing.

                  False

4. In the philosophical investigations the philosopher’s job is to ……..

                  Reveal the hidden logic behind language

5. Ludwig Wittgenstein was born in

                  1889

6. T/F  Wittgenstein grew up pin an environment facing poverty and anti Semitism in Vienna.

                  False

7. According to the “Tractatus what seems to be the appropriate task of  philosophy?

                  To help distinguish between meaningful and meaningless statements. 

8. The logical positivists were attracted to those features of the “tractatus” that they interpreted to be saying…..

                  Metaphysicians, shut up

I thought this was great and they all fit my roomates josh and dustin

Gay names:

anal intruder

anal invader

butt snake

chicken chomper

colon cleaner

colon commando

fruit basket

fudge packer

grape grabber

jolly gay giant

meat magnet

nard nocker

pickle puffer

rectum wrecker

rump ranger

testicle taster

the prancing proctologist

turd burglar

well thats all that are some what clean.

Ok funny thing happened yesterday.  I work grounds crew and a young fellow I work with came to the sports complex and used our trailer to get a turf cutter (which ways a lot) from a rental place.  When he came back he was trying to unhook the trailer with the turf cutter still on the back end of the trailer.  He couldn’t get the trailer unhooked so from what I understand he begins jumping on the back of the truck trying to loosen the trailer hitch.  Needless to say it became loose and flew up and hit him square in the  “family jewels”.  He was taken to the hospital where we hear he was ST I TCHID UP and told to place ice on it.  My first question is why didn’t he take the heavy piece of machinery off the trailer, my second why did have the trailer hitch between his legs, and my third how is ice going to help that?!!!